They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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