so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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