I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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