He kissed a someone with a penis
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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