yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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