Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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