with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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