But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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