had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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