then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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