the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
