We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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