I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Randomize
