a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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