meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Randomize
