I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
All I want is dick and wine.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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