in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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