Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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