come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
there is puke in my bra ... again
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