Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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