Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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