I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Randomize
