"it" just moved
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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