Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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