I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
this will be a night to untag.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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