Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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