me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Pooping to opera.
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