Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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