Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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