So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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