Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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