: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
