The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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