So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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