absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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