nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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