I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I faked an abortion last night.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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