Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
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