And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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