We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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