The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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