nut hugger
True but thats because hes a fetus.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize