He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
we're making bets on your personal life
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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