NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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