Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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