OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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