I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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