She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm too high and old for this...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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