Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
