What should our trivia night team be named?
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burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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