shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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