Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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