all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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