He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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