The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
