i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Randomize
