Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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