I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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