we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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