i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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