I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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